[+/-] : Creating a perfect relationship?

> A person visited the government matchmaker for
> marriage, SDU, and requested
> "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a
> suitable one." The SDU
> officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good
> looking, polite,
> humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, and good in singing
> and dancing. Willing to
> accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure
> hour, if I don't go
> out. Telling me interesting stories when I need
> companion for conversation
> and be silent when I want to rest." The officer
> listened carefully and
> replied, "I understand you need television."
>
> There is a saying that a perfect match can only be
> found between a blind
> wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife
> cannot see the faults of the
> husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging
> of the wife. Many
> couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and
> dream of perpetual
> perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the
> excitement of love wears off,
> they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed
> of roses. The nightmare
> begins....
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[+/-] : Law of success

The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who do nothing and succeed.Lioyd Jones
The great sin.............. Gossip.
The great crippler.....…………. Fear.
The greatest mistake....…. Giving up.
The most satisfying experience...…….. Doing your duty first.
The greatest thought...........God
The best action…...... Keep the mind clear and the judgment good.
The greatest blessing………..... Good Health.
The biggest fool……...… The man who lies to him self.
The most certain thing in life....………Change.
The greatest joy……. Being needed.
The cleverest man……..The one who does what he thinks is right.
The most potent force………… Positive thinking.
The greatest opportunity …………The next one.
The greatest victory…………..Victory over self.
The greatest handicap…………….Egoism.
The best play…………..Successful work.
The most expensive indulgence..…………Hate.
The most dangerous man……………The Liar.
The most ridiculous trait ………. False pride.
The greatest loss ……....……Self confidence.
The greatest need ……....………… Common Sense....
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[+/-] : jokes

The jet plane was flying high in the sky when suddenly the engine started to fail .The pilot announced that weight of the plane had to be reduced and hence asked the passengers to throw all the luggages out.All immediately did so with the terror of death in their eyes. The plane seemed to recover a little but yet it badly needed some more weight loss to fly safely.So the pilot requested that some body must dive out sacrificing his/her life in order to save the hundreds of lives on board. Everybody remained silently exhibiting their desire to live long. The time was running out. Anything might happen at any time.
Finally a brave English man got up and boldly roared, ”long live Queen of England!” and threw himself out. There was a remarkable recover in the condition of the engine now. But unfortunately it needed some more weight reduction to recover fully. This time an american stood up and proudly told,”I love the united states of America’ and jumped out. Now the aircraft was 90% safe, yet a few kgs of weight was to be reduced immediately to save the aircraft .Even one kg weight loss would completely recover the engine to 100% safety.The pilot again requested all for the noble act. Nobody was willing to sacrifice now. Atlast a great Indian got up. With a stiff chest,he said loudly,”Vandhe madharam,mahatma gandhikke jay”and pushed the man sitting next to him outside the plane....
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