Creating a perfect relationship?

> A person visited the government matchmaker for
> marriage, SDU, and requested
> "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a
> suitable one." The SDU
> officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good
> looking, polite,
> humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, and good in singing
> and dancing. Willing to
> accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure
> hour, if I don't go
> out. Telling me interesting stories when I need
> companion for conversation
> and be silent when I want to rest." The officer
> listened carefully and
> replied, "I understand you need television."
>
> There is a saying that a perfect match can only be
> found between a blind
> wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife
> cannot see the faults of the
> husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging
> of the wife. Many
> couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and
> dream of perpetual
> perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the
> excitement of love wears off,
> they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed
> of roses. The nightmare
> begins.