jokes

The jet plane was flying high in the sky when suddenly the engine started to fail .The pilot announced that weight of the plane had to be reduced and hence asked the passengers to throw all the luggages out.All immediately did so with the terror of death in their eyes. The plane seemed to recover a little but yet it badly needed some more weight loss to fly safely.So the pilot requested that some body must dive out sacrificing his/her life in order to save the hundreds of lives on board. Everybody remained silently exhibiting their desire to live long. The time was running out. Anything might happen at any time.
Finally a brave English man got up and boldly roared, ”long live Queen of England!” and threw himself out. There was a remarkable recover in the condition of the engine now. But unfortunately it needed some more weight reduction to recover fully. This time an american stood up and proudly told,”I love the united states of America’ and jumped out. Now the aircraft was 90% safe, yet a few kgs of weight was to be reduced immediately to save the aircraft .Even one kg weight loss would completely recover the engine to 100% safety.The pilot again requested all for the noble act. Nobody was willing to sacrifice now. Atlast a great Indian got up. With a stiff chest,he said loudly,”Vandhe madharam,mahatma gandhikke jay”and pushed the man sitting next to him outside the plane.